Absurd Pong

Physics-based pong insanity with a progression system

Challenge a large number of increasingly ridiculous opponents in a completely physics simulated environment. This may be the most unfair pong game ever created, with enemies using weapons such as rockets and lasers to defeat you.

Unlock new player characters and go from a classical pong pedal to shooting at your enemies with dual machine guns. Advance on the progression system to get more and more choices.

A random event system in the simulated environment prevents fights from ever being the same. The more you play the more random events you unlock.

Fight multiple bosses to claim the throne of the ultimate pong master. But even then, there may still be hidden secrets waiting to be found...

Get your friends to help you out! Supports local coop multiplayer with up to 4 people. Or you could just challenge them.